Technique

 Turns out, if you watch a bunch of Band-Maid live videos just before you go to sleep because you're excited about seeing Band-Maid live in a couple of weeks, you'll have a dream where Band-Maid turn up at your house to hang out.

I'm noting this for future reference.

A handy guide

I've just had this discussion with a friend via text message but I thought I'd save it here for posterity. When you've just come in from the pub:

Tea + toast + Lost in Translation = FUCK YEAH